Bangla Funny SMS - 4

Last nigh shoytan called me  & said,
" I want to disturb the good people"
Then I gave him your number ..
But he said " oh!! no...
" I can't disturb my BOOS!!! "






Tumi j aso ti ,
Ami pothe hete jai...
Hete hete bohu dur,
Bohu dur jete cai..........

Thanks for your long service..
" Oh!!! my sendel .. "

Bangla funny SMS-2

Dekhechi tomay pic dhala pothe ,
Hajaro virer majhe .
Akhono baje tomar sei gan -
Amar Allah nobijir nam,
2ta taka diya jan .




Pocis ti bochor dhore ,
Pent e shirt guje pori ,
Ar parsi na guru,
Sei narsari theke suru .
Parar joto sele silo ,
Sobar ghore bou elo ,
Ma bole mon diye poro ,
Ar parsi na guru ,
Sei narsari theke suru .
Obosese ma er doya holo,
Ghore fut fute bou elo.

Bangla funny SMS-1

Jene rekho bondhu ,
durdine ami hobo tomar ekmatro sathi,
Amra debo dur poth pari ,
Amar hate thakbe tomar golar dori.
Tumi korba hamba hamba ,
Ami dibo bari .




Apni jodi purush hon,
Ta hole 30 taka pathan.
R jodi mohila hon,
Tahole 20 taka pathan.
Ar jodi apni hijra hon,
Tahole kono taka pathaben na,
Tokhon ami boje nebo apni ki?