Bangla funny SMS-2

Dekhechi tomay pic dhala pothe ,
Hajaro virer majhe .
Akhono baje tomar sei gan -
Amar Allah nobijir nam,
2ta taka diya jan .




Pocis ti bochor dhore ,
Pent e shirt guje pori ,
Ar parsi na guru,
Sei narsari theke suru .
Parar joto sele silo ,
Sobar ghore bou elo ,
Ma bole mon diye poro ,
Ar parsi na guru ,
Sei narsari theke suru .
Obosese ma er doya holo,
Ghore fut fute bou elo.

Ful sojjar rathe ,
Ek gocha mala hate ,
Bou k sudhai ,
" Amar jibone tumi prothom ,
Tomar jobone ami ki tai ? "
Bou hese bole - Ar parsi na guru,
Sei narsari theke suru .




Wife: Ek ta kotha bolbo, marbe na to?
Husband: Ki bolbe , bolo?
Wife: Ami pregnant.
Husband: Aata to khusir khobor, tomak marbo keno?
Wife: Biar agey ek bar baba k bole chhilam, baba onek marchilo to ti .





Love Sms korlam send Priyar number a,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms




Jodi amar ekta camera thakto,
ami tomar hashi, tomar smriti,
tomar protiti muhurter chhobi tultam.
Ar rakhtam ....................
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amar rannaghore.
Edur k bhoy dekhate.