Bangla funny SMS-1

Jene rekho bondhu ,
durdine ami hobo tomar ekmatro sathi,
Amra debo dur poth pari ,
Amar hate thakbe tomar golar dori.
Tumi korba hamba hamba ,
Ami dibo bari .




Apni jodi purush hon,
Ta hole 30 taka pathan.
R jodi mohila hon,
Tahole 20 taka pathan.
Ar jodi apni hijra hon,
Tahole kono taka pathaben na,
Tokhon ami boje nebo apni ki?








Tumi akhon bondo ,amar khub Dear.
Amakeo rakho tumar, ridoyer near.
God chara kaoka tumi, karona Fear.
Dekhbe kovo jibone tomar...asbena ko Tear





Ki din aise re,
Batas boitase,
Pakhi gaan gaitase,
Goru ghash khaitase,
Genius ra sms send kortase,
Ar bolodera sms portase.




In a party center ,
A boy asked a girl-

Boy: Excuse me apu,
Posrab korar jayga ta ektu dekhaben ?

Girl: Ja dusto !
Age tomar ta dekhao .
Tar por amar ta dekhabo .